Category: Poetry

He demanded to see the dentist, He had a thing to say. “I want to have a tooth pulled And not the usual way.” “No Novocaine to deaden, Just yank the darn thing out. I don’t want add-on charges,” His voice became a shout. The dentist figured for him How much he would save. To […]

Grandma drives like lightning, It makes us ill at ease. It’s not that Grandma drives so fast She just hits lots of trees.

My parachute had failed to open And my reserve chute failed to work too A man passed me by on a gas stove I thought that he might know what to do. “Know anything about parachutes?” I yelled as he was passing me by. “You know anything about gas stoves” He yelled as he sped […]

God planted two trees in the garden; One was The Tree of Eternal Life. Eve chose the other, Worldly Knowledge, Which resulted in her pain and strife. One tree in God’s heavenly garden Would have granted immortality. The other, Tree of Worldly Knowledge, Great suffering for humanity. Eve’s temptation was to be God-like, Enticed by […]

I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.