Category: Poetry

Two blondes had promised their father That they would bury him at sea. They thought that they would do the job, To save themselves the burial fee. They put him in his fishing boat, And took him out a ways from shore. They’d read the law required the grave, To be at least six feet […]

When we go riding, I can see the sky. And sometimes the birds That are flying by. I can see the tops Of the passing cars. At night I can see The moon and the stars. I can see big trucks, With things up on top. Dad got a ticket And I saw the cop. […]

Consider the grasshopper; She not here to please. She eats all our flowers And the leaves from our trees. In story she’s lazy She won’t gather or store. She eats for today, Thinking there’s always more. Her main benefit, I think there’s no doubt, Is food for the birds And as bait to catch trout. […]

My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.

As Jake and his son were driving one night Around in a Texas state park They happened upon a Texas game warden Broke down and alone in the dark. Old Jake decided that he’d rub it in To a man that he’d grown to dislike. So he stopped and he said to the government man, […]