Category: Poetry

I cheated on my tax return I knew it wasn’t right. Ever since I did it I haven’t slept at night. I sent another fifty dollars ‘Cause honesty is best, But if I still can’t sleep at night I may have to send the rest.

His first day in Heaven He was touring the grounds; All the Heavenly sights, And the Heavenly sounds. He couldn’t help wondering, “What’s happening below?” How were things at his church? He wanted to know. With the Heavenly TV, He could look down below. He would find his church service, And then he would know. […]

A tiny voice said in her ear, As she started to leave the store; “Stop right there where you are,” it said “And don’t take even one step more!” A pile of bricks came crashing down And landed where she would have been; A wheelbarrow and some other things, Were followed by some rusty tin. […]

The tall overconfident man Asked the beautiful young lady, “How do you handle the strange men, Whose attentions seem a bit shady?” “When I don’t want a man’s attention I always make it very clear. When he asks me for my address, I tell him, “I’m just visiting here.” He laughed and told the young […]

He asked her for her driver’s license. The pretty blonde was quite mad. “Yesterday you took away The only license that I had!”