Entries from January 2026 ↓

I love to hear a thunderstorm With lightning, rain and noise. I love to see a thunderstorm And how it scares the little boys. Oh my! Here comes a thunderstorm, Now I’m sorry for what I said! Come on, move over little guys, Make room for me under the bed!

Three old men met at a hotel, Each looking for a place to stay. Each man had only ten dollars And that is all that they could pay. Now the clerk’s mistake was honest, At least that’s what we must assume. But he charged them thirty dollars For a twenty-five dollar room. The manager, an […]

My house is not the cleanest place But it’s where all my children live. I sacrifice a spotless home For all the love and care I give. Mom brags about my sister’s house, That you can eat right off her floor. On mine one finds a lot to eat, Dropped there a day or two […]

What if you had been born a cat? Your first word would have been, “Meow”. Or if you had been born a puppy You would have told your mom, “Bow Wow”. You’d have to learn to say, “Oink Oink”, If for a dad, you had a pig. But if you had been born a worm […]

Consider the hippopotamus… Who spends all day in the swimming pool. Hippos will eat only vegetables, Which Mom thinks is a very good rule. If Hippos eats only vegetables, And other healthy foods like that, Doesn’t it make you wonder why Hippo is the synonym for fat? When one reaches her maturity, And her waist […]