Entries from October 2025 ↓

A young wife asked her new husband, “Will you run to the grocery store? We need a gallon of whole milk, If they have cantaloupe, get four.” He brought back four gallons of milk. “You have a good reason, I hope, For buying four gallons of milk.” “Well ya-uh, they had cantaloupe!”

All my grandma’s darling sisters Bug me about getting married. At everybody’s wedding I am the single one most harried. Each aunt pokes me with an elbow And then, much like a witch’s hex, With wink of eye each one says, “I surely hope that you are next.” I’m pretty sure I got it stopped […]

My wife cooked T bone steaks. As soon as she was done, She placed them on the table, And I took the biggest one. She gave me a nasty look, And in a sarcastic voice She said, “When we got married You always gave me first choice.” I talked around a mouthful, Steak juice running […]

Let people laugh and giggle, I don’t give a hoot. If I want to stuff a one piece body Into a two-piece swimming suit.

I’ve got a secret hideout In a very secret place. I’m careful when I go there I don’t want to leave a trace. I’ll never tell my secret, Cross my heart and hope to die, I go there when I’m happy And sometimes I go to cry. Momma asked me where it is Daddy asked […]