A young wife asked her new husband,
“Will you run to the grocery store?
We need a gallon of whole milk,
If they have cantaloupe, get four.â€
He brought back four gallons of milk.
“You have a good reason, I hope,
For buying four gallons of milk.â€
“Well ya-uh, they had cantaloupe!â€
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