She’s Gotten Better

My wife cooked T bone steaks.
As soon as she was done,
She placed them on the table,
And I took the biggest one.

She gave me a nasty look,
And in a sarcastic voice
She said, “When we got married
You always gave me first choice.”

I talked around a mouthful,
Steak juice running down my chin,
“Well you’re a better cook now,
Than you used to be back then!”


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