Entries from January 2025 ↓

When Daddy fixes breakfast, Things never seem to go just right. Sometimes the things he fixes Are a pretty gruesome sight. The waffles, that my dad makes, Would interest fossil lovers. Be the envy of the steel mills Where they make manhole covers. Today when he fixed breakfast, I’m not sure just what I ate. […]

My nerves are all shot, My hair’s turning white. My hands are a mess, No nails left to bite. My whole life just passed In front of my eyes. My throat is raspy From terrified cries. I’m going to die, No way to survive. I just started teaching My teen how to drive!

Well the warden had him this time, It was way more than he could wish. He had finally caught Old Jake Holding a bucket full of fish. Old Jake never bought a license, He hadn’t ever felt the need. There was a wife and several kids Jake had to find a way to feed. These […]

The pastor got a new set of teeth, Sunday’s sermon was eight minutes long. His speech sounded hesitant and garbled, The choir covered it up with a song. The next Sunday he spoke for ten minutes, The church members were all very moved, His sermon was short but inspiring And his diction had surely improved. […]

He took a bull and he took a cow, He took a boar and of course a sow. He took two dogs and a couple of cats, He even took mice and a pair of rats. He took grasshoppers and honey bees But why in the world did he take the fleas?