Entries from December 2024 ↓

I will always wear my smile In everything that I do. But my smile is not for me, I just keep it there for you. It gets me out of trouble When I’ve been a little bad. I pass it on to others When I see that they are sad. I must wear it carefully […]

‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s out of jail. He promised to capitulate and now he’s out on bail. The vertically challenged little ones that Santa calls his elves, Were the sneaky little scamps who filed the charge themselves. They said it didn’t matter just how much that Santa pays, He should never be […]

We found him on an island In the middle of the sea. He had been there, he said, Since early eighty-three. He showed us his dwelling, He had built up in a tree. But we saw he’d built two more And we asked why there were three. He answered, looking down, From his lofty tree […]

My wife claims that my snoring, At night keeps her awake She asked for separate bedrooms For our happy marriage’s sake. I asked which rooms she had in mind, Her answer was quite plain. She wants to keep hers where it is, For mine she recommended Spain!

My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!