The preacher preached a sermon, He described the fires of hell. It frightened little Tommy And he didn’t feel so well. He asked Pastor, after church, “God knows that I’ve turned seven. Just how bad can I be now And still get into Heaven?” Age Of Accountability asks a question that is very human, not […]
Entries from December 2024 ↓
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Age of Accountability
December 19th, 2024 — Church Humor
My Talent
December 17th, 2024 — Poems for Children
Most everyone has a talent Of which they are justly proud. The boy who sits in front of me Can snap his fingers really loud. The talent that I wish I had, Is the one like my brother Keith, Who you can hear a mile away When he whistles through his teeth. The only talent […]
Microscope
December 16th, 2024 — General Humor
Have you ever seen water Under a microscope? If you haven’t yet, You won’t, I hope. You’ll see lots of ugly bugs And slimy gooey worms, And all kinds of things That we call germs. You’ll see small ugly microbes With names you cannot spell. Fast things and slow things Swimming pell-mell. Such disgusting ugly […]
The Kiss
December 15th, 2024 — Southern Humor
The old man was the quiet type; he led a lonely life. He hated crowds of people and any kind of strife. His mule that he called Jessie seemed to be his only friend. He walked with painful shuffle, you could tell it hurt to bend. Folks called him, “Old Prospector,” that’s the only name […]
Change of Menu
December 13th, 2024 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature
The stupid bird was there again; it seemed that it was everywhere. It poked its beak in everything and left deposits there. Cloud Face had hunted all day long without a bit of luck. He hadn’t seen a single goose and had missed the only duck. He wished the stupid bird would go, he was […]

