Entries from June 2024 ↓

The family was quite large, The house was always cluttered. She’d birthed another baby, The backwoods husband muttered. It was this pastor’s duty To visit on occasion. His wife had accompanied him After lots of his persuasion. The old grandma asked them in; They inquired about the child. She said, “It’s another girl And my […]

Old Doc asked the young doctor Just what he thought he had done. “You told her she is pregnant, Mrs. Jones is sixty one!” “She ran down to my office, She’s about to have a fit.” The young doctor told Old Doc, “It cured her hiccoughs, didn’t it?”

He had preached his usual sermon That the parishioners knew so well. Not much time spent on Heaven And too much spent on Hell. After service everyone Liked to visit in the hall. It was there that little Freddy, Saw some plaques up on the wall. The pastor noticing his interest Ran his hand through […]

The great wall that divides Heaven from the Devil’s Hell Was in need of much repair, as any soul could tell. Fumes of molten sulfur had been seeping through each crack So God approached the Devil, at first with godly tact. “Our wall’s gotten shabby, bits and pieces lie about. And if we don’t fix […]

The pastor asked the boys to help him Borrow some of the Baptists’ chairs. They were having their Christmas program And there wouldn’t be enough of theirs. Their country church was kinda small As country churches tend to go. And when they had a special meeting Their crowds would sometimes overflow. He always took the […]