My mother calls me Lose-A-Lot Because I lose a lot of stuff, She buys me two of everything Because just one is not enough. I lost my shoes and then my socks, My brand new shirt I left somewhere. Don’t ask me how but yesterday I even lost my underwear.
Entries from June 2024 ↓
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Lose-A-Lot
June 15th, 2024 — Poems for Children
The Graduate
June 14th, 2024 — Life with Children
Well, I am going to graduate. The ceremony is tomorrow. The day that I’ve looked forward to With feelings mixed of joy and sorrow. My head is full of all I’ve learned My knowledge is complete. I’m ready to attack the world, I won’t accept defeat. I can accomplish anything, No goal can be too […]
Cry Baby
June 13th, 2024 — Southern Humor
The family was quite large, The house was always cluttered. She’d birthed another baby, The backwoods husband muttered. It was this pastor’s duty To visit on occasion. His wife had accompanied him After lots of his persuasion. The old grandma asked them in; They inquired about the child. She said, “It’s another girl And my […]
The Wall
June 9th, 2024 — General Humor
The great wall that divides Heaven from the Devil’s Hell Was in need of much repair, as any soul could tell. Fumes of molten sulfur had been seeping through each crack So God approached the Devil, at first with godly tact. “Our wall’s gotten shabby, bits and pieces lie about. And if we don’t fix […]
Borrowed Chairs
June 8th, 2024 — Church Humor
The pastor asked the boys to help him Borrow some of the Baptists’ chairs. They were having their Christmas program And there wouldn’t be enough of theirs. Their country church was kinda small As country churches tend to go. And when they had a special meeting Their crowds would sometimes overflow. He always took the […]

