Entries from January 2024 ↓

At school we learn the birthdays Of all the presidents and kings. We learn where each of them was born, And lots of other useless things. Of all the birthdays that I’ve learned I think the most important one Is the very special birthday Of my mother’s favorite son!

When I was young my father said, “Always respect your elders, Son.” It’s difficult because of late, I have a hard time finding one!

A shrewd politician named Fred, Had supporters both living and dead. Dead voting perfected, Sure he’d get elected But he got indicted instead!

“You want smoking or non-smoking?” The waitress asked me yesterday. “I want to breathe somebody’s smoke?” I told the waitress, “There’s no way!” But smoke still filled the restaurant And I could certainly tell it. Why didn’t someone else complain? Couldn’t everybody smell it? They said smoke stays in its section, They take me for […]

He had come to this large church, To test his pastor skills. He was sure of his ability And sure of his preaching skills. The deacon board, they warned him, Was really tough to please. Now this first confrontation Had sent him to his knees. This problem had arisen With which he could not cope, […]