Entries from July 2023 ↓

My mommy said to me “You’re dirty as a pig.” When I find a mud hole, I always like to dig. So she called me Pig Pen. I was muddy ’cause it rained. Names never bother me, But I think a pig complained. My wife likes Precious Moments figurines. I saw one the other day […]

I’d like to be like Superman And fly around without big wings, To have his super x-ray eyes So I could see inside of things. To fly around from place to place, I think would be a major WOW. But x-ray vision’s what I need, It would be nice to have it now. ‘Cause there’s […]

No one’s very nice to me, And I really don’t know why. I can’t figure out what’s wrong, Even though I often try. When I stop to watch and play With the other girls and boys, They all point and laugh at me, And quickly hide all of their toys. I don’t laugh at how […]

My dog is an ugly dog, As anyone can see. He’s not the kind that folks like, But he’s good enough for me. He spins around in circles, When he greets me after school. That’s why I named him “Twister,” And I think he’s really cool. His legs look like a Beagle’s, And his hair […]

Let’s consider the toad, Who’s a creature of myth. He looks much like a frog Whom he’s close kinfolks with. He’s accused unjustly As the source of our warts; Being used by witches To make brews of all sorts. He’s no match for a tire, Our brown hoppity-toad, Who oft leaves the outline Of himself […]