Entries from July 2023 ↓

I am the world’s best cowboy, I am the best of the best. I’ll sit tall in the saddle, I’ll ride old trails in the west. I’ll rope the meanest wild bulls. I’ll ride like the wind all day And when I’ve roped all the bulls, I’ll feed my horse lots of hay. I’m going […]

I am the only me you see, There’s just one me and me alone. The line is busy when I try To call me on my telephone. But there are lots and lots of you And just one me, now is that fair? I need a mirror to see me, To brush my teeth and […]

My mommy said to me “You’re dirty as a pig.” When I find a mud hole, I always like to dig. So she called me Pig Pen. I was muddy ’cause it rained. Names never bother me, But I think a pig complained. My wife likes Precious Moments figurines. I saw one the other day […]

My dog is an ugly dog, As anyone can see. He’s not the kind that folks like, But he’s good enough for me. He spins around in circles, When he greets me after school. That’s why I named him “Twister,” And I think he’s really cool. His legs look like a Beagle’s, And his hair […]

Let’s consider the toad, Who’s a creature of myth. He looks much like a frog Whom he’s close kinfolks with. He’s accused unjustly As the source of our warts; Being used by witches To make brews of all sorts. He’s no match for a tire, Our brown hoppity-toad, Who oft leaves the outline Of himself […]