Entries from July 2023 ↓

Last week I went to No-School Land. I thought that I would love it there Because they don’t have books to study And not one rule on what to wear. The land there is one long recess And full of other kids like me, Except that no one there can read Or even count as […]

There is a bully at my school Who likes to scare me every day And when I sit with friends to eat The bully takes my lunch away. The bully is so big and mean With hairy arms and smelly breath. At recess when I go to play The bully scares me half to death. […]

I want a B-B gun for Christmas. When Mommy asked me why, I didn’t tell the truth But I didn’t tell a lie. When I do something bad Mommy always seems to know. When I ask her how, she says, “A little birdie told me so.” I want a B-B gun for Christmas Now don’t […]

I have a friend who’s really weird, He lives ‘way down on Crazy Street. He has twelve fingers on his hands, And also twelve toes on his feet. His neck is long, His chin pokes out, And when he talks He tends to shout. One eye is blue, The other brown, A pointed nose That’s […]

I can tell when I’m in trouble; The way Mom calls is not the same. ‘Cause when she’s angry that’s the time She tends to use my entire name. My mom should have considered that When she named me what she did. Why not a simple name like Jon Or Tom or Harry or maybe […]