I have a friend who’s really weird,
He lives ‘way down on Crazy Street.
He has twelve fingers on his hands,
And also twelve toes on his feet.

His neck is long,
His chin pokes out,
And when he talks
He tends to shout.

One eye is blue,
The other brown,
A pointed nose
That’s upside down.

I watch him when
He tries to eat.
He has two teeth,
But they don’t meet.

But do you know what is too weird?
Just the thought still makes me shiver.
He told me just the other day
That his favorite food is liver!