Entries from August 2006 ↓

I asked a young preacher named Kevin
If I could play golf up in Heaven.
He said, “Certainly so,
But I think you should know
You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”

A cat has nine lives, so they say,
Though some can lose all in a day.
When one gets too curious
And makes a dog furious
All nine is the price he may pay.

When you reach my age you seem to fall quite often.
My ladder, with me on it, fell twice just last year.
It seems that I spend a lot of time on ladders,
Even though heights have always been a major fear.
My Doctor son told me I should give up falling.
Doctors always have intelligent [...]

I wasn’t his friend;
I was his masseuse.
I tried to be friends,
But it was no use.
He no longer comes;
What more can I say?
He told me that I
Rubbed him the wrong way.

She was in a friend’s boat,
Just reading a book,
When the warden rowed up
To get a close look.
“May I see your license?”
He asked the young lady.
She quickly could see
His intentions were shady.
She said, “I’m not fishing,
I’m just out here reading,”
Though she had little doubt
Where his questions were leading.
“There’s a rod in your boat
And some fishing lures [...]