Entries from May 2002 ↓

Opportunity knocks but once, Failures always come in pairs. The elevator to success is broken, You will have to take the stairs.
Some corporate ladders are so long, It seems no one up there cares. The elevator to success is broken So you’ll have to take the stairs.
Boss’s office looks so comfy; [...]

In a Catholic hospital, The nun asked how he should be billed. When he said he had no money, He could tell that she wasn’t thrilled.
She asked if he had any kin, “I have a sister you could dun, But she like you is a spinster With no money, she is a [...]

My next-door neighbor is so dumb, He’d toss the corn and eat the shucks. Last month he up and decided He was going to raise some ducks.
If it turned out Dumb was a dog Then he would be her firstborn pup. He planted one whole dozen eggs And not a single duck [...]

I used Mommy’s lipstick, I used Mommy’s perfume. You could smell me coming From clear across the room.
I used Mommy’s shower And I used Mommy’s soap. Mommy won’t smell me now, At least that’s what I hope!

One thing about Dark, that I’ve learned, Is that it’s very, very fast. And in a race with Dark, I know That Light would surely come in last.
Now Light and Dark can’t get along, Light always seems to rule the day. Dark lurks about in holes and caves; But when night comes, Dark [...]