Entries from May 2002 ↓

Opportunity knocks but once, Failures always come in pairs. The elevator to success is broken, You will have to take the stairs. Some corporate ladders are so long, It seems no one up there cares. The elevator to success is broken So you’ll have to take the stairs. Boss’s office looks so comfy; All you […]

In a Catholic hospital, The nun asked how he should be billed. When he said he had no money, He could tell that she wasn’t thrilled. She asked if he had any kin, “I have a sister you could dun, But she like you is a spinster With no money, she is a nun.” The […]

One thing about Dark, that I’ve learned, Is that it’s very, very fast. And in a race with Dark, I know That Light would surely come in last. Now Light and Dark can’t get along, Light always seems to rule the day. Dark lurks about in holes and caves; But when night comes, Dark has […]

Well I was down at the Wal-Mart store, In the men’s room, sitting on the throne. It’s a private time when any man Just always wants to be left alone. When I heard a voice from the next stall, A man’s voice that was both clear and strong, The man said, “Tell me, my good […]

The dog stood by the old man, He was quite a fearsome sight. I said, “Pardon me, good sir, But does your dog ever bite?” “My dog doesn’t ever bite,” The old man was quick to say. So I stooped to pet the dog, And it bit me anyway! I yelled at the old fellow […]