Entries from January 2001 ↓

My job was very stressful, Such a frantic fast-paced life. I wished I could do NOTHING, Like my lovely stay home wife. Well God must have heard my thoughts Because, He said he could arrange Just that kind of duty swap, If I’d really like to change. Later on that very night, While relaxing in […]

Bill is a great magician, He really is quite good. He made a pretty girl appear From a statue made of wood. He hired her, as assistant, To help him with his show. She quickly joined the union And demanded much more dough. One night he sawed the girl in two Which caused him lots […]

We were on our morning walk Just us two, ole Bea and me. I told ole Bea, “You’re getting old.” For we had both turned fifty-three. Then we saw him stuck fast there In hot asphalt, a little toad. I pried him loose most carefully And took him well out of the road. And then, […]

One day, while reading on the beach, A little lad came up to me. He said,”Hey, are you a Christian? Is that a Bible that I see?” I said, “Yes, I am a Christian. I read my Bible every day.” He asked, “Before you sleep at night Do you kneel by your bed and pray?” […]

How much do I love you? Let me count the ways. Once I got started, I’ve been counting for days. It’s been quite a task, And if my love lingers, It’ll take me much longer ‘Cause I’ve run out of fingers.