Bill is a great magician,
He really is quite good.
He made a pretty girl appear
From a statue made of wood.

He hired her, as assistant,
To help him with his show.
She quickly joined the union
And demanded much more dough.

One night he sawed the girl in two
Which caused him lots of trouble.
He couldn’t reassemble her,
Now he has to pay them double.


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