Entries from February 1999 ↓

Old Bueford bragged about his bull, It’s named Sir Reginald III, How he won at the county fair And how fast Reggie worked the herd. But then Reggie just got lazy, He wouldn’t even chase a cow, Bueford complained that his dang bull Was too lazy to earn his chow. Bueford called the veterinary And […]

When I got up this morning, I didn’t have time to pray. I had way too much to do Just to finish in one day. I had no time for breakfast, Just some coffee on the run. And no time for thanks to God For the things that he had done. Now when in such […]

The big brown door was left ajar, It was just a tiny crack. Now all alone, my folks both gone, Nor did I know when they’d be back? “Now don’t go near that door,” they said, And spoke of hidden horrors. What awful dangers lie beyond That threaten my tomorrows? My ninth birthday had come […]

The usher found him lying there. He was stretched out across three seats. In this business, he is the kind An usher all too often meets. Those sitting near were complaining About his incessant moaning. That they couldn’t hear the movie Because of all his loud groaning. I told him in my sternest voice, “Get […]

Let me tell you about Fred, He is dumber than a stump. If IQ is a mountain, Then Fred’s barely got a bump. He started life with nothing And he still has all of it. His hound sleeps on the table Fred’s too lazy to say, “Git!” If Fred’s inches from success He will miss […]