Yesterday I thought that I Would try my best to fail. So when confronted with success I fought it tooth and nail. True failure was no easy thing, I would accept no less. But now it has occurred to me, My plan to fail was a success! So if my plan was a success. Then […]
Category: Poems for Grownups
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Success
July 1st, 1998 — General Humor
Eve
July 1st, 1998 — Church Humor, Quickies
God made women crafty But one thing we know about Eve. When she gave Adam the apple She had nothing up her sleeve.
Mountain
July 1st, 1998 — Church Humor, Quickies
There is something I want proved. I have a mountain I want moved. A little faith is all I need. Now, how big is A mustard seed? (Matthew 17:20)
Silver Chalice
June 1st, 1998 — Church Humor
The old priest had come to visit, He was invited for the night. He had heard about Housekeeper And she was sure a lovely sight. The young priest felt the old priest’s doubt, And said to him, “Let’s make things clear. Our relationship’s professional; There is no hanky-panky here.” Then he showed Old Priest a […]
Widow’s Mite
May 1st, 1998 — On a Serious Note
Jesus saw her at the temple The day she tithed her widow’s mite. She has survived down through the ages, Though she’s usually out of sight. Today she depends on welfare, Not quite enough to make ends meet. And some months she has to decide, should she buy medicine or eat. But she will always […]

