Category: General Humor

I was sitting at a light Feeling kind of bored, When a guy drove up beside me In a plain old common Ford. Now a Ford just isn’t one Of my favorite cars of choice. I was waiting for the light Sitting there in my Rolls Royce. Then the guy who owned the Ford Began […]

Well, why didn’t she go? The light had just turned green. She was the dumbest broad That he had ever seen! He honked and then he cursed. He rolled his window down, And made a vulgar sign. “The stupid lady clown!” Then a cop stopped in back And told him to get out. He asked, […]

I saw two people kissing, On a lawn just down the street. Both were a little pudgy; Neither one of them had feet. They were dressed in hand-me-downs, Neither of them seemed to care. Both of them wore hats to hide The fact that neither one had hair. Although their kiss was passionate, And the […]

A woman coming towards me, Swerved over into my lane. What kind of driver was she? Had she gone a bit insane? That she crossed into my lane, Sure didn’t seem to faze her. She made me spill my coffee And drop my ‘lectric razor! My cell phone squashed my donut And my cigarette is […]

My grandma’s got a computer And she is on it every day. Now when you try to talk to her, She always tells you, “Go away!” Grandma’s met a lot of people And e-male friends – she has a ton, ‘Cause Grandma tells her e-male friends That she has just turned thirty-one.