Category: General Humor

“I’m going to marry John,” she said, “He’s my soulmate, he’s my Honey.” “That’s very nice,” her father said, “But does John have any money?” “Mom said you men were all alike; And what she said, I guess, is true. ‘Cause that’s the first thing John asked me, When we were talking about you.”

My daddy was a famous man, He was famous for his snores. Companies came to test how well They made their soundproof doors. His snores have caused earthquakes to start And caused tectonic plates to drift. And we were sure my Daddy’s snores Had caused the continents to shift. The night he died he snored […]

Bill is a great magician, He really is quite good. He made a pretty girl appear From a statue made of wood. He hired her, as assistant, To help him with his show. She quickly joined the union And demanded much more dough. One night he sawed the girl in two Which caused him lots […]

At my class reunion, I said, “Lady, you look like Helen Brown.” “Well you don’t look so hot in blue” She answered with a hurtful frown.

Why call it a service station? You wouldn’t get it on a dare! You have to check your oil yourself And also fill your tires with air. Just to keep those little valve caps, From always rolling underneath, I find it quite convenient, For me to hold them in my teeth. I know that they’re […]