I saw two people kissing,
On a lawn just down the street.
Both were a little pudgy;
Neither one of them had feet.

They were dressed in hand-me-downs,
Neither of them seemed to care.
Both of them wore hats to hide
The fact that neither one had hair.

Although their kiss was passionate,
And the way they hugged was nice,
I knew from being near them
That their hearts were cold as ice.

I know that I’d not be the first
Of those who saw the two, to say,
That though they seemed the perfect pair
The love they had would melt away.