Category: General Humor

They all hated the professor But he had never seemed to care. He always liked to give exams But seldom gave time to prepare. He watched the class with hidden glee As they all struggled with his test. He liked to give them challenges But this exam had been his best. When all the tests […]

“What caused your wreck?” the doctor asked While he was setting another bone. “Peanuts,” the bus driver told him, In a dejected kind of tone. “Peanuts?” the doctor asked the man, “Just how did peanuts cause your wreck? I guess you know how close you came To dying with a broken neck?” “They kept feeding […]

Somebody painted Joe’s horse red. Who could have done the awful deed? What low life could have desecrated Such a faithful, noble steed? Joe would find the equine painter And he would ruin the culprit’s day. No one could paint Joe’s faithful horse. And think that he would get away! He went into the crowded […]

The doctor said, “For sure a boy” And filled my wife and me with joy. But later when he’d time to think, He said we’d best change things to pink. Then Aunt Mae said, (she’s never wrong) “The mother’s voice, a girl child’s song.” Great Grandma said, “She carries high. The spot that girls will […]

She knew she’d found the perfect man So she called and told her mother. She asked her mom, “What should I do Not to lose him to another?” Mom said, “Just invite him over, Make a romantic home cooked meal. He’ll see you are a homemaker That will certainly seal the deal. Next day she […]