She knew she’d found the perfect man
So she called and told her mother.
She asked her mom, “What should I do
Not to lose him to another?”

Mom said, “Just invite him over,
Make a romantic home cooked meal.
He’ll see you are a homemaker
That will certainly seal the deal.

Next day she called her mom, in tears.
Mom said, “Tell me, how did it go?”
She said, “He washed all my dishes
So he’ll never be back I know.”

Mom said, “But that’s the kind of man
Any woman should want to get.”
She said, “Mom, you don’t understand!
We hadn’t started eating yet!”