Category: General Humor

Bueford’s funeral was too long It certainly was most boring. Lots of the mourners went to sleep, Some of them were even snoring. A boring service much too long. Wonder why some preachers do it. Good thing that he couldn’t hear it, Bueford wouldn’t have lived through it.

I was training my dog While in town yesterday; I was trying to teach him The meaning of stay. I parked at a store In my new SUV; Then my dog in training Tried to go in with me. I wouldn’t be long And the weather was cool, But I knew my dog thought I […]

“Dad, where did Mother go tonight?” Asked the father’s youngest son Ben. “To a Tupperware party”, he said, “She should be home around ten.” “What’s a Tupperware party? What do mothers do there?” Ben asked, looking at his father With an, “I don’t believe you, Dad!” stare. “They sit around drinking coffee And sell plastic […]

The policeman was unhappy “Never try to outrun a cop! When you see a flashing red light You’ve got to pull over and stop!” “You better have a good excuse” “Or you will have to go to jail. You’ll be real lucky if the judge Will even let you out on bail.” The man explained,”A […]

“You want smoking or non-smoking?” The waitress asked me yesterday. “I want to breathe somebody’s smoke?” I told the waitress, “There’s no way!” But smoke still filled the restaurant And I could certainly tell it. Why didn’t someone else complain? Couldn’t everybody smell it? They said smoke stays in its section, They take me for […]