Category: General Humor

I have never once been fired But I’m the first to admit, When they stop paying me I get mad and quit. I didn’t lose my job, That’s all that there is to it. I know right where it is They’ve just got someone else to do it. I’m not afraid of work, No matter […]

Our grandma got her a skateboard And none of us know what to do. We’re all afraid she might get hurt. Because she’s almost eighty-two. We called her favorite doctor, Who is a veterinarian. He said that’s much too dangerous For an octogenarian. He told us that our Gram’s old bones Had gotten brittle as […]

My darling son is such a saint. He hasn’t cheated on his wife, Or touched a drop in fifteen years, He leads a very sheltered life. He’s excellent at hard labor At least that’s what we’ve all been told. We’re gonna throw him one big party If he should ever get paroled!

Strolling through the jungle, Ted and his buddy Bryan Were surprised to come upon A very badly distressed lion. It was sitting out there alone, On the hot Savanna Plain. Its paw was red and swollen; They could tell it was in pain. Ted was quick to tell his buddy, His gullible buddy Bryan, About […]

My neighbors gathered around Like some display at the zoo. An eight-foot alligator, What was I going to do? “One hundred dollars,” I said, “To the one who gets him out.” That’s when I heard old Bubba Let out a terrible shout. Splashing about in my pool He grabbed the terrible beast. I thought the […]