Smoking Section

“You want smoking or non-smoking,”
The waitress asked me yesterday.
“I want to breathe somebody’s smoke?”
I told the waitress, “There’s no way!”

But smoke still filled the restaurant
And I could certainly tell it.
Why didn’t someone else complain?
Couldn’t everybody smell it?

They said smoke stays in its section,
They take me for some kind of fool?
Do you think they’d have a section
For people peeing in their pool?


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