Category: General Humor

“I’m on my way to a lecture”, The drunk driver told the cop Who’d pulled him over past the light, Where the young man had failed to stop. “Who’s giving a lecture this late, And what is the lecture about?” The policeman asked the drunk driver, With a voice reflecting his doubt. “It’s about alcohol […]

She was being kept up at night By an uncontrollable dread; She had to keep checking to see If someone was under her bed. The doctor said he could help her, But it would take at least a year For him to cure her completely Of her uncontrollable fear. “To save you the time and […]

I play at lots of funerals, This one was for a homeless man. Bagpipers really like to play, And I play every chance I can. The directions I was given Were poorly done and made me late. I had missed the poor man’s funeral When I got to the graveyard gate. Only the digging crew […]

“Can you support a family?” The prospective father-in-law Asked the very nervous young man, Not pleased at all with what he saw. “Why must I support a family? I only want to marry Joan, I thought that the rest of you guys Would try to make it on your own!”

“Before this, I lived the life of Riley”, John bragged to his brand new prison cellmate, “I had untold wealth at my fingertips And caviar with every meal I ate.” “So, what did you do to end up in here?” He asked, interrupting John’s reminiscing. “Oh, I’ve been in here ever since Riley Discovered his […]