Category: General Humor

He said he was reading his speech, Because it was really quite long. He wanted to be sure he left nothing out, And that he didn’t get anything wrong. He owed his wonderful mother For all the success that he’d had. She raised their whole family Without the help of a dad. His mother was […]

Donkey went out in a boat; He tried to learn to sail. He got caught in a nylon rope; That’s how he lost his tail. The surgeon came to see him; While standing by his bed, He explained the operation, And this is what he said. They’ll put a blindfold on me, And spin me […]

While I was at my neighbor’s house I asked to use his bathroom. Curiosity killed the cat And it will someday spell my doom. Bathroom cabinets challenge me. A tiny peek inside the door, Ten thousand bottles crammed inside Came crashing to the sink and floor! My neighbor is a real nice guy But I […]

“Ladies first” Goes back a ways, To prehistoric Caveman days. When cavemen first Became aware, They’d not invented Underwear.

The lady was crying Who sat down beside him. Her jaw line was set, And her countenance grim. She said that the teller Told her something obscene; That hers was the ugliest Baby she’d ever seen He told the mad mother, Who seemed at a loss, That she should complain To the rude teller’s boss. […]