Category: Poetry

The first day of school and he was still in bed. I had do get him dressed, and I had to get him fed. Why was it such a struggle to get him on his way? The first day of school was such a trying day. Then as I fixed his sandwiches, I had a […]

They say that money can’t buy joy Nor wealth result in gladness. Well I think for a month or so, I could stand a bit of sadness. I’d buy a car to drive around And then I’d pay my rent. I’d buy a snappy suit of clothes, Then of this sudden wealth repent. Riding in […]

My friends all offer their suggestions And their advice is always free. When they come by for a visit The best advice for me is “flee.” “Don’t get excited over Nothing,” They said it was just a whim. But their advice came much too late ‘Cause yesterday I married him.

Last night, in bed, I spoke to God, He talked to me about my fate. He said he had a plan for me. I quickly asked if it could wait. I said that things were not too bad, That I could make it all alone. The problems facing me in life, I’d like to handle […]

On one side it says, “Please call the police”. On the other side is a yellow Happy Face. But how stupid do they think I am To write, “Don’t drive with shade in place.”