Category: Poetry

I told the pretty blonde-haired girl, Who I met at the health food bar, That she shouldn’t laugh at me For driving such a shabby car. “My dad just won the lottery, And he has just turned ninety-nine. His health is poor; he’ll die real soon, And then his money will be mine.” She treated […]

Grandma thought turkey passé, I hear And though it might sound a bit queer, She served us all steaks Made from rattlesnakes. There’ll be lots of leftovers this year!

Today is her birthday, My blushing bride. For fifty short years She’s been by my side. How old is my bride? I’m certainly not telling! To do so might cause Matrimonial yelling. But with her at my side, It sure would be nifty, If we just had the time To do one more fifty. For […]

Mommy has a magic carpet; One that can take me anywhere. And if I sit and wish a place I know that it will take me there. I’d like to take it for a ride And see the world’s amazing sights. I would have gone a week ago, If I weren’t so afraid of heights.

Written for the 3rd Anniversary of Randy and Lori’s tenure as youth pastors at College Heights Assembly of God He was a tall man, who came out of the north In answer to God, who told him, “Go Forth”. He arrived on time, not his usual trait, For since that day he has always been […]