Category: Poetry

Vegetarian is derived From the Indian word, “To fail”. But more specifically it means “Him who never learned to hunt well”.

He built new knees, both right and left And then replaced both of my hips. “A two for one sale,” he explained, Talking between his cuts and snips. For selling me new body parts, My surgeon has become a glutton. Now every thing has been replaced Except for my belly button. Today he said, “My […]

Consider the octopus With all his weird features. He must be the strangest Of all of God’s creatures. He changes his color, It would seem on a whim, And he changes his shape When it tends to please him. But the oddest of things, If one just stops to think, With nothing to write with, […]

I have a little white rabbit And a dog that dances a jig, A hamster that lives in a bird cage And a funny little brown pig. Oh yes, and before I forget, I have a green alligator That sleeps most wherever it likes But mostly on Mom’s ‘frigerator. Now alligators have big teeth And […]

There was a silence throughout Heaven, Predicted in the ancient Book. You will find it written there, If you know just where to look. Though the silence was foretold, Written down in ancient history. Just what would cause it to occur Had until now been a mystery. But the truth at last is known Of […]