Category: Poetry

I kissed a knight good night last night, And then I tucked him in his bed. He was dressed in knightly armor From his toes up to his head. It’s hard to kiss a knight goodnight When he is all dressed up like that. You’d think that when you kiss a knight, He would at […]

“Don’t let me be tardy for Sunday school.” She prayed while skipping along. “I know I slept a little bit late But I didn’t mean anything wrong I’m wearing my best to go to your house And I meant to get up before eight But if you would help me just one little bit I […]

A monster came into my room. He sure gave me the creepy creeps! But I got rid of him real fast, I told him where my sister sleeps.

The young priest said to the bishop, “Attendance had become kind of poor. I faithfully held confession But no one came any more.” “They all say they are too busy, They don’t seem to have any time. I just tried to make it go faster, Is that such a terrible crime?” The bishop said to […]

We had a fight with a powder puff My sister Jennie and me. When you fight with a powder puff It’s hard for you to see. You twirl around in powdery clouds That smell so much like Mother. I told Jennie, “This will teach you Not to tease your brother!” Now just where did our […]