Drive-In Confessional

The young priest said to the bishop,
“Attendance had become kind of poor.
I faithfully held confession
But no one came any more.”

“They all say they are too busy,
They don’t seem to have any time.
I just tried to make it go faster,
Is that such a terrible crime?”

The bishop said to the priest,
“Your drive-in confessional is swell.
What you call it is causing the problem;
I don’t like the name – ‘Toot ‘n Tell’.”


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