Category: Poetry

All I said, “It would be neat If you’d make less noise When you eat.” How was I Supposed to think, That she was plunging Out the sink?

Would you believe that dumb alarm, It failed to work again. Sam would be late another time, Just like he’d usually been. He’d bought it from a peddler, It had no guarantee. It would have cost too much Had the peddler made it free! The peddler said that this alarm Was sure to be a […]

Mommy gave me these dumb slippers, Donkeys just to please me. They certainly aren’t the fashion craze In that you can believe me! She is my dearest Mommy So doesn’t she know that I’m going to be a Republican, Not a Democrat? Editor’s note: There’s a story with this one. Wayne was at a poetry […]

“Don’t try this at home,” he said, The guy that did it on TV. How stupid does he think That someone else could be? He was juggling running chain saws; He was doing it with his feet. It did look rather easy And I thought that it was neat. “You can’t do that,” Joey said, […]

He had talked back to the sergeant? He was stupid instead of brave. “So when I die,” the sergeant asked, You’ll be there dancing on my grave?” “There’s no way”, the private answerd, With his usual silly grin. “Once I get outta the Army I ain’t standing in line again!”