“Don’t try this at home,” he said,
The guy that did it on TV.
How stupid does he think
That someone else could be?

He was juggling running chain saws;
He was doing it with his feet.
It did look rather easy
And I thought that it was neat.

“You can’t do that,” Joey said,
And he said he’d bet a quarter.
I used to be as tall as Joey
But now I’m a good bit shorter.