Category: Poetry

The T.V. commercial Said every one of us Would have a joyous trip If we would take a bus. So I thought I would try To comply with their ad But the bus was hard to start And it made the driver mad. There were cops everywhere, It was a terrible pain. I sure won’t […]

Satan sent his evil minions Out looking for a summer home Where he could go when Hell got hot, He wanted lots of space to roam. They quickly found the perfect place, It was a real nice fixer-upper. The Devil said he’d take a look, That night after he had supper. He saw he’d have […]

Have you seen my grandma? She’s been gone for days. She really got caught up In that stupid walking craze. She was way too quick to listen To the things that people say. Someone told her she should walk At least five miles every day. So if you see my grandma Will you kindly let […]

He called 911, his barn was on fire! The Mad Dog Fire Department was the best. His brand new hay-filled barn on fire Would put these valiant men to test. He telephoned them to please come quickly And then rushed to meet them up at his gate. But when he got there, they’d crashed through, […]

Now Tommy’s dog And Sally’s cat Decided they Would have a spat. As cat and dog, Each of them knew, That fighting’s what They had to do. Two days and nights They fought and spat. The dog on top And then the cat. If not for chores They’d still be there. Just teeth and claws […]