Category: Poetry

A woman coming towards me, Swerved over into my lane. What kind of driver was she? Had she gone a bit insane? That she crossed into my lane, Sure didn’t seem to faze her. She made me spill my coffee And drop my ‘lectric razor! My cell phone squashed my donut And my cigarette is […]

“Why don’t you play golf With your friends any more?” The wife asked her husband, As he went out the door. “Would you play with someone Who cheats when they play?” “Of course not”, said his wife. He said, “Neither will they.” I originally wrote this under the title of “Card Cheat,” but I need […]

My grandma’s got a computer And she is on it every day. Now when you try to talk to her, She always tells you, “Go away!” Grandma’s met a lot of people And e-male friends – she has a ton, ‘Cause Grandma tells her e-male friends That she has just turned thirty-one.

I rode my brother’s bike, He never wants me to But he was still in school So just what could he do? I hit a great big tree, It was an awful blow. I put his bike back up, You think that he will know?

Sometimes I think Doc Jones is not too smart. He often ignores the things that he sees He treated Lee twelve years for jaundice He never noticed that Lee was Chinese.