The Best Place To Pray

A telephone lineman working
On a telephone line one day,
Heard a preacher and a Muslim
Arguing the best place to pray.

The Muslim said, “On a prayer mat,
With your forehead on the floor.”
The preacher said, “Alone with God,
Behind your private prayer room door.”

The lineman, who could take no more,
Said, “To pray with your heart and soul,
Try praying while you’re hanging
Upside down on a telephone pole!”


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