Category: Married Life

Adam and Eve Had their first fight, He had stayed out, Too late at night. Adam said, “Eve, Surely you see, There’s no other Woman for me.” “I’ll not believe More of your fibs. Come over here; Let me count your ribs!”

They told the marriage counselor All of their irks and all their woes woes. How they’d stayed this long together I don’t think anybody knows. Then the counselor grabbed the wife He held her tight and then he kissed her; A very long and passionate kiss, Not the kind he’d give his sister! Then he [...]

Bob decided to retire To spend more time with his wife, To bring a little joy into Her otherwise mundane life. He first noticed her housekeeping, How its quality had declined. To guide her through this trying time, A husband must be firm but kind. He suggested she take a job, To get finances back [...]

He can name all of the quarterbacks On every team in the NFL. He can remember all of the jokes That I hate for him to tell. He can recall every argument, That we had when I was wrong. And he knows all of the words To every dumb hillbilly song. He remembers hunting season [...]

“If you lose thirty pounds,” His slightly plump wife said, “I’ll dance for you each night Before we go to bed.” The husband told his wife, Observing her tight pants, “If you lose thirty pounds, I just might watch you dance!”