Category: Married Life

It’s said that if I really care, I’d have you sent A Teddy bear. Or that the thing That I should do, Is have a star Named after you. Or if I’m really One cool guy, Pajamas are The gift to buy! But to express My love is hard, Since I forgot To buy a [...]

Just where could her husband be? He was bad to keep her waiting. It was hot inside the car; This was very aggravating! He was always in a hurry So who’s the slowpoke now? If she made him wait this long, He would have a holy cow. He wouldn’t use a cell phone, No way [...]

Each of the two divorcees Were divorced from the same man. The two of them were fighting As only one man’s ex-wives can. Each of the ex-wives stated That the other’s claim was phony; Just a lame attempt to get Most of the alimony. They had brought their fight to court, Each one wanting all [...]

A lie detector robot! He knew he’d have to buy it. He couldn’t wait to get it home; To plug it in and try it. He decided he would try it first On his unruly teenage son, To see what kind of mischief He and his friends had done. When his son came home at [...]

Poor old Tom was dying; By his bed sat his wife. He asked for one last wish Before he left this life. “Of course,” she said, “My dear, Just ask me anything. Is it something I can do, Or something I can bring?” “It’s something you can do, As soon as I am dead, I [...]