New Dress

His wife went shopping at the Mall,
So very much to his distress.
He said, “Go look, but just don’t buy,
You sure don’t need another dress.”

But then she found the perfect gown,
It cost too much and she knew it.
So when her husband asked her why,
She said the Devil made her do it.

Say, “Get thee behind me Satan”
When it’s willpower that you lack.
“I did, that’s when Satan told me,
WOW, you should see it from the back!”


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