Category: Church Humor

Sue Smith stood up in church and said. “Thank God for answering my prayer. Healing my husband’s injuries, Demonstrated His loving care.” “When Kent crashed his motorcycle, His scrotum was horribly crushed. They called me from the hospital Where he, in much pain, had been rushed.” “His pain was excruciating, Success in treating it was […]

We church kids all called her “Hippo,” Because we thought she weighed a ton. She always sat on the front row With her bratty unruly son. He liked to line the hymnals up And loudly make the sound of trains, Or take the offering envelopes And fold them all into airplanes. When he made Hippo […]

He was an inner city priest, in an inner city parish. He had a life long dream that anyone would cherish. A dream to build a shelter for the homeless on the street, Where they could sleep in safety and a place where they could eat. One day while he was praying, he thought the […]

Once upon a time a man, Although you might think it odd, Thought that he was sly enough, To actually outwit God. Now this was the poor man’s plan, How he would go about it. It is said this story’s true, Although I tend to doubt it. He said, “Dear God is it so, With […]

When the pope arrived in heaven He had just one thing in mind. He would read the Word of God Uncorrupted by mankind. The commandments he read first In the language God had written. Words no human tongue could form With their beauty he was smitten. Then he read the Holy Word From beginning to […]