Entries from February 2026 ↓

Now that Superman’s getting old He is becoming quite a pain. He’s started spending all his time Mostly bothering Lois Lane. So now Lois plans to sue him, Her oncologist’s decision. He said her cancer had been caused By Superman’s X-ray vision.

The deal was that they make no sound, If so, their plane ride would be free. It was an open-air bi-wing, The old plane had no canopy Today was dear old Bea’s birthday And she had never flown before, I’d promised her an airplane ride Back when she was 74. The pilot was a raucous […]

Sister’s cat is a real ratfink No matter what she tries to say, ‘Cause when I make a small mistake The stupid cat gives me away. When I broke Dad’s model airplane And tried to claim that it was her, She ran and jumped up in Dad’s lap And won him over with a purr. […]

One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!

My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.