Entries from September 2025 ↓

I went flying One bright and sunny day. I went last year in March Or was it early May? I went flying, I did loops and figure eights. I dodged tall chimneys And crashed through garden gates. I went flying Way high up in the sky. I winked at Mister Moon As I passed him […]

The little boy in church, Ever wonder why he’s cranky? His mom’s just cleaned his face, With spit on a dirty hanky! CRANKY Surely I’m not the only one that remembers those impromptu spit baths to get off that tiny smudge that somehow got overlooked in your Saturday night bath. It was administered with enough […]

My teacher taught me how to write But didn’t teach me how to read. I made a note of things to get But now I can’t read what I need. If I could read the things I wrote Then I would know the things I knew. I might not like the things I said In […]

For Pastor Tommy Before we get started on this little essay, I d like you to turn to your neighbor and just say: Well it can be anything for a start Like, “I pick my nose” or “I shop at WalMart.” Since this is a poem, at least fifteen times, Turn to your neighbor and […]

All I said, “It would be neat If you’d make less noise When you eat.” How was I Supposed to think, That she was plunging Out the sink?